February 2012
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girls who refer to band photos as “oof my ovaries just exploded”. you clearly dont know what ovaries are. google em if you got em.
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To anyone who needs it as much as i do today: <3
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anyone want to do a shoot with me?
booking shoots now thru march. cheap winter rates. also free shoots available for models interested in my upcoming book. limited time available. lets book! email me.
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TOMORROW: FREE SHIPPING FRIDAY!
for 12 hours… noon-midnight (east coast) - there will be FREE international shipping on ALL orders of $50 or more. this is the FIRST TIME ive included literally EVERYTHING in the store for free shipping - INCLUDING the chris motionless calendar!!! - books - hoodies - shirts - etc.
jeremysaffer.bigcartel.com - the check out code will be FREEDAY and will start in 12 and a half hours!
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So... this really happened: The Battle...
Story time… and trust me - its worth getting through the back story to get to the overwhelming insanity of this campaign… PLEASE keep in mind, this is just my opinion, I am sure some will agree, and some will violently disagree…
SO! my good friend Bieber (Ryan/sound guy extraordinaire) was just casually tweeting at me that he met some girl at a bar that went on to argue, at...
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I LOVE the block button.
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Big Prints!
about to order a bunch of 16x24 prints - if you want one get at me before 10pm. (bands, models, fans, whoever).
photography is meant to be seen in PRINT not on a computer screen.
so pumped.
my old best friend lena is on her way here to shoot with me for the first time in about 7 years. shes been there from day one. my first model shoots, even assisted me at a bunch of concerts when i was first getting into it. the photos are awful…trust. ha. she struck through alot of really cool and really stupid ideas… a muse of sorts i suppose? but as time tends to do, we drifted into...
tonight
get down to the waterfront. 100 demons, coa, death threat benefit show. win tons of awesome stuff including a shoot with me, seminar ticket, tattoos, records, merch, tons of awesome stuff. get down and support!
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bible or constitution?
Anyone who believes in the law of the bible over our constitution/bill of rights should NOT be in or run for political office. period.
its ridiculous that old white men look toward a 2000 year old work of FICTION to tell WOMEN how to use their reproductive organs.
separation of church and state was the second greatest myth the church has ever come up with. can you guess the first?
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Booking Shoots thru March
Booking photo shoots now thru March
email me if you want to spend time in front of my lens.
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